~"If he poops, I'm jumping out of here"
~"Text him that you bought him M&M's and I bet he won't be mad anymore"
~"We only get $100 to spend this weekend, Mom?"
~"Did you just ask me if you are ONLY getting $100 to spend? Don't let me forget to smack you when we get out of this car."
~"I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and Gavin was playing in his room."
~"Ummmm, Gavin slept in my bed all night. No one was in his room." Yikes and Creepy
~"You fell asleep and bunnied twice. I got up because it smelled weird."
~"What kind of two year old wants to watch Gangnam Style videos all day?"
~"But it's our night off."
~"I want overtime!"

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